Don't shoot the bird toy

Customer service @ WindyCityParrot.com just received the following phone call:

"Hi, is this Windy City Parrot?"

"Yes - How can I help you?"

"I'm calling to say I am disappointed with the quality of your Lucky Bird Toys (No longer in business)

"What seems to be the problem"

"It's destroyed"

"What kind of bird do you have?

"An African Grey"

"We know sometimes a Moulucaan Cockatoo or Green Wing Macaw can be pretty rough on these toys, but usually not an African Grey"

"Oh no - the bird didn't destroy it, I did"

"How so?

"I shot it!"

"why"

"It's called bullet proof - I wanted to see for myself"

We went on to explain the the material used to make these toys is the same as the bullet proof windows you see at currency exchages, but much thinner....

You can't make this stuff up.